Tree Rex dinosaur Christmas tree lights sweater

So a house can burn down in a Tree Rex dinosaur Christmas tree lights sweater, but when I try to light a bonfire it takes 2 gallons of petrol 5 newspapers and a whole load of swearing. Why are so many people finding it so amusing to make stupid remarks when lives are lost because of this. This is why, once I set the tree up with the lights on and everything, I throw a bucket of water over it every 3-4 hours. My house burnt down Christmas night. A light popped and set it off. The whole house burnt down. I hate it that so many trees die just so people can decorate it for a few weeks and then throw it away. If they swept the floor there wouldn’t be a problem. This also wouldn’t have happened if the room had a gun.

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