My patronus is a unicorn sweater

I thought about Kayden when I saw this My patronus is a unicorn sweater I was like she’d raise hell bc she’d swear that fat unicorn ate her birthday cake and that’s all you’d hear is how mad she is and how much she hates that unicorn. They are really cute! Only you wouldn’t want to leave the cake exposed for long or it will get dry/stale where the frosting isn’t locking in freshness. Adorable! I don’t understand this unicorn craze, I thought unicorns are single girls who are willing to join a couple in the bedroom? This dog is so nervous and not really feeling happy. Act stupid yourself instead of using your dog. I really dont get why people dress up their animals like this. The farthest I will go with my cat is cute collars with like fish prints or paw prints.

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