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I was now on a date with a guy I had fantasized about all the way through high school and guess what? The date was going well!! After a wonderful dinner he drives me home. Before I am about to exit the car, he pulls me towards him. Our lips touch. Firecrackers are going off in my mind. THIS is actually happening! Okay, back to the story. Like I said our lips touch.
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We are not kissing mind you, his lips are just lingering on mine and we are motionless. The tension is building, the heat between us is building and I am starting to breath heavily. Then it happens. A big, crusty, chunky piece of snot finds it way out of my nose and places itself at the exact spot where our lips are joined Universe swallow me up now.
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Heat, passion and tension came to a screeching halt. We were now faced and I mean literally faced with the fact that one wrong move could mean a mouth full of snot for either of us. I guess that’s why we spent an extra 5 seconds both staring down at it before quickly separating our heads. Even though we laughed about it, the embarrassment was unbearable so I quickly went inside.
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With nearly every oil massage I have had in Thailand, you are required to strip naked. First you lay face down, and your back; legs, and buttocks get massaged. Usually, while your upper thighs are being seen to, the woman doing the massage will see to it that her hands get closer and closer to your balls, and yes, she will “accidentally” make contact with them as well.
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If you are like me, or most other guys, this will either cause you to become erect or at least semi-erect. Now comes the part when you have to turn over. At this point, the lady will cover your bits with a small towel, but once she starts on your thighs, and those hands start wondering again, something strange usually happens to the towel because it sort of takes on the shape of a tent. More often than not, there will be a giggle and a joke, and the tent will be removed.
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Also, her body language was not comfortable as she saw me suddenly come out of the room. My instinct told me something is very wrong and I decided to follow her. One afternoon she got all dressed up nicely, did little makeup and went out saying she is going to beauty parlour.
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I followed her and saw her enter a building which had offices at ground floor and her parlour was at first floor of the same building. But instead of going 1st floor she went in one office on groundfloor and I couldn't make out at which office she entered as there were 2 offices whose entery gate were close besides each other.
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She entered and exited within 2 minutes. I then went into one office, a man was sitting inside, I asked him if a lady wearing yellow saree had come to his office, he said no and asked why I wanted to know, I said nothing and left.
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That same night, it must be around 3am I got up to urinate and as I was passing through the hall I saw my uncle & aunt sleeping in hall instead of their bedroom. I went in bathroom and suddenly I hear my aunt shouting and using all bad languages and taking my name.
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I was confused as well as little terrified the way she was cursing me and taking my name. Between all this chaos my uncle asked me to go inside and I was wondering what happened. I slept later and in morning my mother was looking at me in a strange way and my uncle & aunty were not at home as they went to nearby relatives place.
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We are not kissing mind you, his lips are just lingering on mine and we are motionless. The tension is building, the heat between us is building and I am starting to breath heavily. Then it happens. A big, crusty, chunky piece of snot finds it way out of my nose and places itself at the exact spot where our lips are joined Universe swallow me up now.
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Heat, passion and tension came to a screeching halt. We were now faced and I mean literally faced with the fact that one wrong move could mean a mouth full of snot for either of us. I guess that’s why we spent an extra 5 seconds both staring down at it before quickly separating our heads. Even though we laughed about it, the embarrassment was unbearable so I quickly went inside.
Buy this shirt: Heartbeat faith hope love Alzheimer awareness shirt
With nearly every oil massage I have had in Thailand, you are required to strip naked. First you lay face down, and your back; legs, and buttocks get massaged. Usually, while your upper thighs are being seen to, the woman doing the massage will see to it that her hands get closer and closer to your balls, and yes, she will “accidentally” make contact with them as well.
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If you are like me, or most other guys, this will either cause you to become erect or at least semi-erect. Now comes the part when you have to turn over. At this point, the lady will cover your bits with a small towel, but once she starts on your thighs, and those hands start wondering again, something strange usually happens to the towel because it sort of takes on the shape of a tent. More often than not, there will be a giggle and a joke, and the tent will be removed.
Buy this shirt: The best kind of dad raises a veteran shirt
Also, her body language was not comfortable as she saw me suddenly come out of the room. My instinct told me something is very wrong and I decided to follow her. One afternoon she got all dressed up nicely, did little makeup and went out saying she is going to beauty parlour.
Buy this shirt: Retro 82 vintage shirt
I followed her and saw her enter a building which had offices at ground floor and her parlour was at first floor of the same building. But instead of going 1st floor she went in one office on groundfloor and I couldn't make out at which office she entered as there were 2 offices whose entery gate were close besides each other.
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She entered and exited within 2 minutes. I then went into one office, a man was sitting inside, I asked him if a lady wearing yellow saree had come to his office, he said no and asked why I wanted to know, I said nothing and left.
Buy this shirt: LGBT Llama free mom hugs shirt
That same night, it must be around 3am I got up to urinate and as I was passing through the hall I saw my uncle & aunt sleeping in hall instead of their bedroom. I went in bathroom and suddenly I hear my aunt shouting and using all bad languages and taking my name.
Buy this shirt: Snoopy underestimate me that’ll be fun shirt
I was confused as well as little terrified the way she was cursing me and taking my name. Between all this chaos my uncle asked me to go inside and I was wondering what happened. I slept later and in morning my mother was looking at me in a strange way and my uncle & aunty were not at home as they went to nearby relatives place.
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